I really wish I had more good friends like I did in high school. -sigh-
lampsarepeopletoo: they call me macklemore in math class because im like what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what
whiskey-memories: bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
humanofthefallencastiel: goldenwingsofgabriel: WHEN THIS GUY: IS ACTUALLY PLAYED BY THIS GUY: ALSO WHEN THIS GUY: IS ACTUALLY PLAYED BY THIS GUY:
escapistaz: If we’re friends, there’s a 106% chance that I’m always petrified that you secretly hate me.
milesjai: all-brawn-no-brain: the-girl-who-laughed: THIS IS HILARY DUFF. THIS QUEEN BUILT DISNEY CHANNEL AND DIDN’T HAVE A SAD, DISAPPOINTING DOWNSPIRAL. SHE IS THE ONLY DISNEY STAR THAT GOT IT RIGHT AND NOW SHE’S A HAPPILY MARRIED MOTHER. THAT’S HOW ITS DONE. CAN I ALSO ADD THAT SHE BATTLED ANOREXIA AND BEAT IT ALL TO HELL “THE ONLY DISNEY STAR THAT GOT IT RIGHT”????
grungeisde4d: this is really selfish but why can’t mental illness be like any other kind of sickness where you go to hospital and your loved ones come and give you flowers and tell you that they love you and hold your hand and make sure you get better why doesn’t that happen instead of awkward silences and embarrassing tears and messy bedsheets and a bunch of other stuff no one actually talks...
nexxious7: bloodyoathmate: Plot Twist: Tumblr buys Yahoo and deletes it
When me and my friend comfort each other after our...
smathmouth: seeing cute and put-together 14 and 15 year olds gets me so angry they’re supposed to be awkward with bad haircuts they’re supposed to suffer the same way i did
harrydward: wurnbo: *raises hand in class* can i jump out the window i don’t know, can you?
brothers-on-a-motel-bed: Do you realize how far Sam has come though ? He went from the boy with demon blood to the boy whose blood is so pure it can cure demons I mean shine bright like a sam winchester ok
irrationalwitch: pottercolours: friendly reminder that when oliver wood addressed the gryffindor quidditch team as ‘men’, angelina johnson called him out on his sexist and misogynistic bullshit by reminding him there were women on the team too, and he listened to her without question ✿◕‿◕✿ #he’s a keeper
black-holes-of-symmetry: I CANNOT CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON WHERE IS THE PEACE BECAUSE I AM DONE
galacticdad: growing up means realizing a lot of your old friends are assholes
talkingwithwolves: folie-a-tout: heyaeya: dameofspace: pandyssian: OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this: THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON...
ifyoucarryonthisway: i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute
Have you realized that your age is the number of...
peppermintdegenerate: I hate when people make fun of people who work at McDonalds/Subway/wherever, shut the fuck up, they’ve got a job, they’re doing honest work for honest pay, do you know how hard it is to get a job nowadays, leave them the fuck alone